Waiting for Godot... and Mike

Where's Beta Flight Montreal? We can't control the east without him! I hope it's just a matter of not having regular internet access and not a matter of getting confused over the sign up process.

In the meantime, here are some important Beta Flight news items:

• I walked by an antique store and saw a very elderly senior go inside. I didn't say anything at all about it.
• I was swimming in the ocean with my keys in a velcro style pocket. Today, I have no keys.
• A couch and loveseat set were purchased recently. On delivery it was found that the couch did not fit in the small elevator in our apartment. In a stunning display of the power and influence of Beta Flight, I arranged for the couch to be carried up 10 flights of a very narrow staircase.