Martel on RAW

Bad news: It looks like Mike didn't get a shout-out on RAW after all. According to PWInsider, Matt Striker was using the name "Matt Martel" on Monday.

Nice Shoes, Asshole!

Here's a little quote from the I Hate Horses blog that makes me rather happy:

"Hey! I have an idea! How about I nail a hat to your head and some pants to your ass? How about I nail a toilet to your big uncontrollable asshole?"