HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE

You jackass.

Thank you, Master Chan

I've been getting a surprising amount of milage out of the following phrases lately:

• Ah, forget!
• Not necessary!
• What can do?

Toilet Tuesday (on Thursday)

A couple of weeks ago I delivered mail to a mailbox that was a toilet. Then I saw a picture of a toilet that had lips as a toilet seat.

That's some crazy shit right there.

Toilet Tuesdays A Bust

Man, Toilet Tuesdays sucked. Who thought that shit up?

WHATEVERZ!!!!1

Watch man destroy man at the Great Outdoor Fight

I'm not sure if you guys have been following Achewood, but Mike especially might want to get caught up with the latest storyline, which starts here. It's got a fairly average start (which, considering it's Achewood, means it's pretty good), but the storyline takes a turn for the incredibly awesome when Ray Smuckles finds out his father was the legendary champion of the Great Outdoor Fight known as The Man with the Blood on His Hands and decides to honour his legacy by winning it himself.

Three acres! Three days! Three thousand men. Only one will win the Great Outdoor Fight!

Mike, you have to make the Great Outdoor Fight exist and enter it. Failing that, you must at least get the commemorative T-shirt that will soon be available at the website. I know I will. But for now, go read.

Happy Toilet Tuesday!

Here's an unusual picture of a toilet. What is going on here?

Toilet Tuesdays

Starting today, every Tuesday on Beta Flight National will be a Toilet Tuesday featuring a new toilet picture or story.

Today's Toilet