Beta Flight National

"I am so very proud of Mike, and to a lesser degree, Scott"

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Subservient Chicken

You guys really need to check this out. This chicken will do pretty much everything that you tell it to. Once you've tried some of your own creative commands you can try one of my favorites: Tell him to make you a sandwich.

Friday, October 29, 2004

Here's a post for you jackasses

In the interests of giving Mike what he wants -- more posts* -- I thought I'd mention that I started fencing again. But since I've already blogged about it, I won't repeat the details.

What I didn't mention there (Alert: Bonus Beta Flight Content) is that I practiced with a pretty cute French girl whose natural advantage is that she can pronounce en garde and touché perfectly. However, I warned her that I plan to even the odds through my devious French parrot plan.

That reminds me: I got some mileage yesterday out of Mike's story about Augustus trying to blame him for ripping up all the newspapers.

* "Posts" may, at the reader's discretion, be construed to mean "hamburgers".

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Betaflight - The Game

Boys,

Have you seen the new 3D Betaflight game? Check it out right here, yo. It's got all three members, one of which you get to play, and an enormous bouncing ball that would crush any normal human not part of the Betaflight team. It's the greatest game since Pissin' 2000!

Sunday, October 17, 2004

At Least He's Not This Guy!

Sure, It's too bad Mike didn't land the title of "Sealand's Best Athlete" to run the Toronto Marathon but I'm glad he didn't get to be the lead character in this story.

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Sealand's best (and only) athlete

The Toronto Star ran an article in today's paper titled "Meet Sealand's best (and only) athlete". He's running in the Toronto Marathon tomorrow (I'll also be there, running the 5K).

Mike, why isn't this you?

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Earth Angel

Holy shit, Mike! I forgot to ask you how the Sarah McLachlan concert went. I also failed to mention that I went to see her here in Vancouver. Very impressive, it was. I was struck by three key things:
  1. How lovely a woman she is
  2. How very talented a performer she is
  3. How vitally important it is that I kill her

If and when there is a next album and tour I'll definitely check it out.