Here's a post for you jackasses
In the interests of giving Mike what he wants -- more posts* -- I thought I'd mention that I started fencing again. But since I've already blogged about it, I won't repeat the details.
What I didn't mention there (Alert: Bonus Beta Flight Content) is that I practiced with a pretty cute French girl whose natural advantage is that she can pronounce en garde and touché perfectly. However, I warned her that I plan to even the odds through my devious French parrot plan.
That reminds me: I got some mileage yesterday out of Mike's story about Augustus trying to blame him for ripping up all the newspapers.
* "Posts" may, at the reader's discretion, be construed to mean "hamburgers".
2 Comments:
One of the great bonuses of being a buddy of Mike's is being able to recycle his trove of great stories. You can automatically be interesting at a party if you so choose. I, however, still choose to be somewhat boring.
As for the fencing, the next time I see you, Peter, I'm going to keep saying "EPEE" like an annoying retard ala you in Canadian Tire with Kristen.
Okay. But I switched to foil fencing. And it's epeé. With the French accent.
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